笨小笨I Never Do Anything Twice歌词由Stephen Sondheim&Lanny Meyers演唱，出自专辑《Sherlock Holmes: Classic Themes from 221B Baker Street》，下面是《I Never Do Anything Twice》完整版歌词！
I Never Do Anything Twice歌词完整版
I Never Do Anything Twice - Stephen Sondheim/Lanny Meyers
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Lyrics by：Stephen Sondheim
Composed by：Stephen Sondheim
When I was young and simple
在我年少无知的时候
I don't recall the date
I met a handsome captain of the guard
我遇见一位英俊潇洒的警卫队长
He visited my chambers
他来过我的房间
One evening rather late
一天深夜
In tandem with a husky Saint Bernard
和一只哈士奇圣伯纳德一起
At first I was astonished
一开始我很惊讶
And tears came to my eyes
我热泪盈眶
But later when I asked him to resume
但后来当我让他重新开始
He said to my surprise
他说让我惊讶的是
My dear it isn't wise
亲爱的这不明智
Where love is concerned one must freshen the bloom
在爱情方面必须让它绽放
Once yes once for a lark
一次没错一次只是闹着玩
Twice though loses the spark
两次之后就失去了希望
One must never deny it
谁都不能否认
But after you try it
但在你尝试之后
You vary the diet
你改变饮食习惯
Said my handsome young guard
我帅气的年轻警卫说
Yes I know that it's hard
我知道这不容易
But no matter how nice
但无论多么美好
I never do anything twice
我从来不会做第二次
Unh unh unh unh unh unh unh
不需要
I think about the baron
我想起了男爵
Who came at my command
听从我的指挥
And proffered me a riding crop and chains
还给了我一把马鞭和项链
The evening that we shared
我们共度的那个夜晚
Was meticulously planned
都是精心策划的
He took the most extraordinary pains
他承受了巨大的痛苦
He trembled with excitement
他激动得浑身发抖
His cheeks were quite aglow
他的脸颊通红
And afterword he cried to me encore
编后语他对我说再来一首
He pleaded with me so
他苦苦哀求我
To have another go
再来一次
I murmured caressingly whatever for
我满腹牢骚地说无论如何
Once yes once is a lark
一次没错一次就是百灵鸟
Twice though loses the spark
两次之后就失去了希望
Once yes once is delicious
一次没错一次就很美味
But twice would be vicious
但两次就太残忍了
Or just repetitious
或者只是老生常谈
Someone's bound to be scarred
有些人注定会受伤
Yes I know that it's hard
我知道这不容易
But no matter the price
但无论代价是什么
I never do anything twice
我从来不会做第二次
Unh unh unh unh unh unh unh
不需要
And then there was the abbot
还有住持
Who worshipped at my feet
崇拜我的人
And dressed me in a wimple and in veils
给我戴上头巾和头巾
He made a proposition
他提出了一个建议
Which I found rather sweet
我觉得很甜蜜
And handed me a hammer and some nails
递给我一把锤子和一些钉子
In time we lay contented
总有一天我们会心满意足地躺在地上
And he began again
他再次开口
By fingering the beads around our waists
用手指拨动腰上的珠子
I whispered to him then
我轻声对他说
We'll have to say 'Amen'
我们必须说阿门
For I had developed more catholic tastes
因为我培养了更多天主教的爱好
Once yes once for a lark
一次没错一次只是闹着玩
Twice though loses the spark
两次之后就失去了希望
As I said to the abbot
就像我对住持说的那样
I'll get in the habit
我会养成习惯
But not in the habit
但不习惯
You've my highest regard
我对你致以崇高的敬意
And I know that it's hard
我知道这不容易
Still no matter the vice
不管我有什么缺点
I'd never do anything twice
我绝不会做第二次
All right everybody now
好了各位
Once yes once can be nice
一次没错一次也可以很美好
Love requires some spice
爱情需要加点料
If you've something in view
如果你有什么想法
Something to do totally new
做点新的事情
I'll be there in a trice
我很快就会到达
But I never do anything twice
但我从来不会做第二次
Except
除了
No I never do anything twice
我从来不会做第二次
