笨小笨The Evil Prince (Live)歌词由Frank Zappa演唱，出自专辑《Live... New York 1984》，下面是《The Evil Prince (Live)》完整版歌词！
The Evil Prince (Live)歌词完整版
The Evil Prince (Line In Vancouver, British Columbia, 1984) - Frank Zappa
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Well well well now
现在好了
Dis de nasty sucker dat be respondable fo de
那些卑鄙小人应该对他们负责
Enwhiffment o de origumal potium
我对你的关心
Now in his infinate respondable party personage as de
现在在他的infinate责任党人士作为de
Evil Prince and through de magik o stage-kraft of course
邪恶王子通过魔术师的表演当然是在舞台上表演
Wes about to see what gwine on in his magikal conjurance up
韦斯要看看他的魔法到底出了什么事
Of his little cauldrom of doom Now check it on out now
他那小小的厄运现在看看现在的状况
Somewhere over there I can tell
我知道就在不远处
I guess so
我想是的
Theres the voice of
有个声音
A potato-headed whatchamacallit
愚蠢的家伙怎么说来着
Whoo do tell
吐露心声
Who does not wish me well
谁不希望我过得好
His clothes are quite stupid
他的衣服很愚蠢
And also his shoes
还有他的鞋子
Ain't no bussiness like show business
这行业不像娱乐行业
He's got a big ol duck-mouth
他口齿伶俐
Who knows how he chews
谁知道他怎么咀嚼
He thinks he knows something
他觉得他知道了什么
About THE GREAT PLAN
伟大的计划
How ULTIMATE BLANDNESS
多么极致的平静
Must RULE and COMMAND
必须发号施令
He knows not a drop
他什么都不知道
Not a crumb
一点也不
Not a whit
一点也不
Of the reason for doing
说出这样做的理由
This criminal ****
And then if he did
如果他做到了
Would it matter a bit
会不会有一点影响
Not at all
一点也不
Because IT IS WRIT:
因为这是白纸黑字
Our BEIGE-BLANDISH GOD
我们的天啊
Tends to CERTIFY IT:
倾向于认证IT：
Only the boring and bland shall survive
只有无聊乏味的人才能生存下去
Only the lamest of lameness will thrive
只有最蹩脚的家伙才会茁壮成长
Take it or leave it you won't be alive
要么接受要么放弃你就没有生命
If you are overtly CREATIVE
如果你的创造力显而易见
Fairies and faggots and queers are
童话故事同性恋和同性恋
CREATIVE
创造性的
All the best music on Broadway is
百老汇最好的音乐
NATIVE
本地的
Who will step forward
谁会挺身而出
And end all this trouble
结束这一切烦恼
For beige-blandish citizens
为米黄色皮肤的市民欢呼
Clutching the rubble
紧紧抓牢废墟
Of vanishing dreams
梦想渐渐消失
Of wimpish amusement
自不量力的娱乐
Replaced by a rash
取而代之的是皮疹
Of CREATIVE confusement
创造性的困惑
Soon my brave Zombies
很快我勇敢的僵尸
Youll make your return
你会有回报的
Broadway will glow
百老汇会熠熠生辉
Broadway will burn
百老汇将毁灭
Along with the remnants of
伴随着残存的
EVERYTHING NEW
焕然一新
My HOLY DISEASE will do
我神圣的疾病可以解决问题
Wonders for you
为你创造奇迹
Those lovely producers
那些可爱的制作人
Who paid for you then
谁为你付出了代价
Will do it again and again and again
会一次又一次重蹈覆辙
The spying potato
暗中告密的家伙
The spying potato
暗中告密的家伙
With horrible diction
可怕的话语
And terrible diction
可怕的话语
Will rot in the garbage
都会腐烂在垃圾堆里
I can smell it right now
我现在就能闻到
When this shows eviction
当这一切表明你被
Takes place shortly after
发生在不久之后
My alternate skill
我的另类技能
Of THEATRICAL SABOTAGE
戏剧性的破坏
Triumphs YOUR will
你意志的胜利
I've a special review
我有一个特别的评论
Yes I know you really do
我知道你是真心的
I've been saving for years
我存了好多年的钱
Yes I know you really have
我知道你真的
For a show just like this
一场这样的演出
For a really stupid show
一场愚蠢的演出
With POTATOES and QUEERS
土豆和酷儿
I'll say its disgusting atrocious and dull
我会说这令人厌恶残忍愚蠢至极
I'll say it makes boils inside of your skull
我会说这让你热血沸腾
I'll say its the worst -of-the-worst of the year
我会说这是一年中最糟糕的时刻
No wind down the plain and its hard on your ear
平原上没有风你听着很难受
I'll say its the work of an infantile mind
我会说这是幼稚的想法作祟
I'll say that its tasteless and that you will find
我会说这毫无趣味你会发现
A better excuse to spend money or time
花钱和花时间更好的借口
At a Tupper-Ware Party wee-oo
在一场玩具派对上
So do be a smarty
所以做个聪明人吧
Oo-oo-wee-oo
哦哦哦
Hold on to that dollar
紧紧抓牢钞票
A little while longer
再坚持一段时间
For spending it here
在这里尽情挥霍
Why it couldn't be wronger
为什么不能错得离谱
What's HAPPENED TO BROADWAY
百老汇怎么了
WHERES IT GONE ALL THE GLITTER
闪闪发光的东西都去了哪里
THE HEART AND SOUL
心灵与灵魂
THE PATTER
啪嗒啪嗒
THE PITTER
枪声
And after this deadly review hits the paper
在这篇致命的评论见诸报端之后
In will come ROPER BENDER & RAPER
即将登场的是RoperBender和Raper
To legally execute all that remains
合法执行剩下的一切
Of this tragic amusement for ****-addled brains
这悲喜交加的娱乐让滥用药物的大脑
****-addled brains **** addled brains
***让人脑袋迷迷糊糊
(solo)
（独唱）
Hold on to that g-string
不要放弃
A little while longer
再坚持一段时间
For spending it here
在这里尽情挥霍
Why it couldn't be wronger
为什么不能错得离谱
What's HAPPENED TO BROADWAY
百老汇怎么了
WHERES IT GONE ALL THE GLITTER
闪闪发光的东西都去了哪里
THE HEART AND SOUL
心灵与灵魂
THE PATTER
啪嗒啪嗒
THE PITTER
枪声
And after this deadly review hits the paper
在这篇致命的评论见诸报端之后
In will come ROPER BENDER & RAPER
即将登场的是RoperBender和Raper
To legally execute all that remains
合法执行剩下的一切
Of this tragic amusement for ****-addled brains
这悲喜交加的娱乐让滥用药物的大脑
Hey hey hey hey hey hey brai-hains
等一下
