笨小笨Friends S05E10 (口白)歌词由英语听力演唱，出自专辑《老友记（第五季）》，下面是《Friends S05E10 (口白)》完整版歌词！
Friends S05E10 (口白)歌词完整版
What are you doing I reorganized the fridge
你在做什么我整理了冰箱
See Bottom shelf meats and dairy
看最底层的肉类和奶制品
Middle shelf fruits and vegetables
中间货架上的水果和蔬菜
And top shelf expired products
最重要的是过期产品
Why are you doing this
你为什么要这样做
Because I'm bored out of my mind
因为我无聊透顶
I've already been to the bank post office and dry cleaners
我已经去过银行邮局和干洗店
Dude you just described seven days' worth of stuff
哥们你刚说了七天的东西
Spread it out a little Haven't you ever been unemployed
分散一点你没有失业过吗
I'm not unemployed I'm on sabbatical
我没有失业我在休假
Hey don't get religious on me okay
不要对我太虔诚好吗
A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing
像你这样的男人应该更擅长放松自己
That's why we have comfortable chairs Here sit down
这就是为什么我们有舒适的椅子坐下来
Ready Watch
准备好
And then
So what We just sit Oh no no
那又怎样我们就这样坐着
We're not gonna just sit Watch
我们不会坐视不管看好了
Hello Chandler Bing Hello Mr Bing
哈喽钱德宾哈喽宾先生
I love you
我爱你
All right whoever this is stop calling me
好吧不管这是谁别再给我打电话
It's been 6 months It's not funny
已经六个月了一点都不好笑
I can see you Mr Bing
我看见你了宾先生
You look ***y in your new suit
你穿着新西装看起来真有型
Leave me alone For the love of God leave me alone
看在上帝的份上别烦我
And that's Wednesday
那是周三
The One with The lnappropriate Sister
本集播出："与不合适的妹妹在一起"
Hey you guys Guess what
嘿你们猜怎么着
The British are coming
英国人来了
Oh you and your ways
你和你的方式
Since it's Christmas I'm going to be collecting donations
今天是圣诞节我要去募捐
I have my bell and later on I get my bucket
我有我的铃铛稍后我会得到我的桶
I'll be spreading joy to the people
我会把欢乐传递给人们
Last year I spread a little joy but not enough
去年我传播了一点欢乐但还不够
So this year I'm doing the whole city
所以今年我要让整个城市
I knew a girl in high school who did that She was very popular
我高中时认识一个女孩她很受欢迎
It's weird you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately
奇怪的是最近你的语气越来越像Chandler
That is so not true
这完全不是真的
So Phoebe where are you doing your bell ringing
菲比你在哪里按铃
They gave me a great spot right by Macy's
他们给了我一个好位置就在梅西百货旁边
They never give a good spot to a rookie
他们从来不给新手一个好位置
But I'm the only one who can say Merry Christmas in 25 languages
可我是唯一一个能用25种语言表达圣诞快乐的人
I lied
我撒谎了
Oh my God Here's Danny
天啊丹尼来了
Just watch this
看好了
See Still pretending he's not interested
你看他还是装作不感兴趣
He's coming over Pretend we've forgotten who he is
他要来了假装我们忘记了他是谁
Hey guys Hey Danny
嘿朋友们嘿丹尼
Oh Danny Hey
You know Rachel She's nice She's not bad to look at right
你认识Rachel吧她人很好长得也不错对吧
Thanks Mon
谢谢你
Of course
那是必须的
Do you want to go out on a date with her
Absolutely Is Friday okay
绝对星期五可以吗
Friday is perfect She can't wait
周五完美无瑕她迫不及待
On the date I'll be able to talk to her directly
See you Friday
周五见
Okay what the hell was that You know what Don't answer me
那到底是怎么回事你知道吗别回答我
I have a date with Danny
All right it's 4:30 I guess my lunch break is over
好了已经四点半了我想我该午休了
What are you guys gonna do lf you're going back to work
如果你们要回去工作你们打算怎么办
I'll probably just hang out You know make some calls
我可能会四处闲逛你知道打几个电话
How could I not get the part
我怎么可能得不到那个角色
The play was about a 29 year old ltalian actor from Queens
这出戏讲的是一个来自皇后区的29岁的意大利演员
Well Talia Shire suddenly became available
塔利亚郡突然变得空荡荡的
She's a woman
她是个女人
What can I say She nailed it
我能说什么她做到了
Is there anything else
还有别的吗
You'll just say no again but
你会再次拒绝但是
Gay p**n
Happy holidays
节日快乐
Feliz Navidad
Allo and Merry Christmas
祝你圣诞快乐
Oh thank you sir Here's some joy
谢谢你先生这是我的喜悦
How's it going It's going okay
最近怎么样一切安好
Good Let me help you out
很好让我来帮你
Oh thanks
谢谢
Is that a new suede jacket It looks really expensive
那是一件新的绒面夹克吗看起来很贵
Yeah I guess
我想
Just get your nails done
刚做好指甲
Yes Phoebe but this is all I have okay
没错菲比但这是我拥有的全部好吧
Thanks Happy holidays Here's your joy
谢谢节日快乐这是你的喜悦
Thank you Happy holidays and Wait
谢谢你节日快乐等等
You can't take money out I'm making change for the bus
你不能把钱拿出来我在找钱坐车
Can't you leave the dollar for the poor
你就不能把钱留给穷人吗
I'm poor I gotta take the bus
我很穷我得坐公交车
Okay season's greetings and everything but still
好吧致以节日的问候尽管如此
Bite me blondie
咬我一口金发女郎
I'm going to give him something besides joy Just
我要给他除了喜悦以外的东西
I can't believe I didn't get that part
难以置信我竟然没有得到那个角色
I'm sorry man
我很抱歉朋友
What you should do
你应该做的
Is make something happen for yourself
就是为你自己创造奇迹
You know like write a play
你知道就像写剧本
Or a movie What about those Good Will Hunting guys
或者电影《心灵捕手》里那些家伙怎么样
Be realistic you know If I did write something
现实一点你知道如果我真的写了什么
What are the chances I could get those guys to star in it
我有多大的可能性可以让那些家伙主演
Wait a second I could star in it
等一下我可以主演
Or that
还是那样
I can't write I mean I'm an actor
我不会写作我是说我是个演员
I could act like a writer Here
我可以像个作家一样
But see Nada
但是你看纳达
I don't have the discipline that it takes I can't do it
我没有必要自律我做不到
I'll help you
我会帮你
Yeah I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it
我会制定一个计划让你坚持下去
Plus it'll give me something to do
而且我也有事情可做
You'd do that for me Thanks
你会帮我的谢谢
Is the name of your main character
你的主角叫什么名字
Done And it can't be Joey
不可能是乔伊
It's not Or Joseph
这不是约瑟夫
What's up
怎么了
I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl
我刚看见丹尼和一个女孩在地铁上
And he had his arm around her
他搂着她
Honey I'm sorry
亲爱的对不起
You should be This is all your fault
你应该这样这都是你的错
You meddled in our relationship
你插手我们的感情
You had no relationship
你没有感情
But I was doing my thing and everything
但我在做我该做的事
Was going according to the plan
一切都按计划进行
Oh God stop with the plan
上帝啊别再计划了
So what if you saw him with a girl
所以如果你看见他和一个女孩在一起
That doesn't mean anything
这毫无意义
You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about
你会和Danny约会魅力十足他会忘记一切
That stupid subway girl
那个愚蠢的地铁女孩
She was kind of stupid
她有点傻
You're right I'm just going to go on the date
I'm just going to go on the date That is the new plan
Hurry
How do you spell suspicious Why
你怎么拼写可疑为什么
I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff
我觉得这个角色会疑神疑鬼
Yes
Chandler Bing seven Chandler Bing zero
钱德勒·宾七个人钱德·宾零个人
You're driving me crazy with that
你让我快要疯掉
I'll stop Don't stop
我会停下别停下
Move the bowl further away Ross could make that shot
把碗拿远一点罗斯可以开枪
Well you suck But at least you suck at a man's game now
你很差劲但至少你在男人的游戏里很差劲
Want to play I can't play games
想要和我玩我不能和你玩游戏
Ross'll be home soon I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule
罗斯很快就回家了我得写五页才能赶上他的行程
So play for 30 minutes then write until he gets home
玩30分钟然后写信直到他回家
All right
好吧
But listen what do you say we
但是听着你觉得我们
Crank it up a notch
再来一次
I'm intrigued
我很感兴趣
All right All we need is a little lighter fluid
好吧我们只需要一点点火液
But be careful I want our security deposit back
小心点我想要拿回我们的保证金
We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts
当我们发明了锤子飞镖我们就告别了过去
Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle
你还记得哪一部分的墙不是抹墙的吗
Thank you Happy holiday
谢谢你节日快乐
No that's trash young lady You can't
这是垃圾姑娘你不能
Stop that young lady She donated trash
阻止那个年轻女孩她捐了一些垃圾
The charity's on fire
慈善事业蒸蒸日上
Help Thank you I need that
救命谢谢我需要帮助
What is this
这是什么
It's 9:00 in the morning
现在是早上九点
All right A room
好吧一个房间
A man enters He looks suspicious
一个男人进来了他看起来很可疑
That's it
结了
You're supposed to have five pages done by now
你现在应该已经写了五页了吧
Including an exciting incident
包括一个激动人心的事件
What is all this The Official Rulebook of fireball
这是怎么回事火球术的官方规则
That's the game we played
这就是我们玩的游戏
It's great You take a tennis ball a bowl and lighter
你拿着一个网球一个碗还有一个打火机
This is helping your career You wanted to be an actor
这对你的事业有帮助你想成为一名演员
Not the creator of Crazy Lawsuit Game
不是疯狂官司游戏的创造者
You're right I'll get back to work
你说得对我会继续工作
Shame on you You should know better Joey needs to work
Now come on
You can have this back when the five pages are done
I had a nice time tonight So did l
I'm really glad Monica asked us out
I'd love to ask you in but my sister's visiting
I think she's asleep on the couch Your sister
Your sister's asleep on the couch
I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch
I thought I heard you Hey great you're up
Rachel my sister Krista
Nice to meet you
I wish you'd warned me I'd have fixed myself up
Like it would help You are so bad
You are You are
You are You are
You are so dead
I'm gonna get you Come here
It's very nice to meet you
Nobody Nobody respects the bucket
You wouldn't believe what people put in here
Does this look like a garbage can to you
Does it look like an ashtray
Does it look like a urinal
So you going back out there Yeah but I won't take any more crap
No more Mrs Nice Bucket
Good You're tough You lived on the street
I'll go back to being Street Phoebe
But not totally back Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys
Can I ask you guys something
I don't have brothers so I don't know but did you guys wrestle
Oh yeah All the time
In fact I was undefeated
Well you weighed 200 pounds
Still I was quick as a cat
I met Danny's sister yesterday
That was the girl on the subway You're kidding
They were very you know
Wrestle y
But I guess that's normal
We don't wrestle now
Not since I got too strong for you
Too strong for me
You wanna go right now
I'll take you right now buddy You wanna go
Oh fine
Ready
Wrestle
Okay you know what
Actually that helps a lot Thanks
Let's go The puck drops in 20 minutes
Joey's not going
I didn't finish my five pages
Finish them tomorrow
Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages
Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work
Cut him some slack If he relaxes he'll get some work done
I think he's been relaxing enough thanks to you
And fireball
If you think fireball's relaxing you've never played
You're doing this because you're bored
It's not his fault you're unemployed
I am not unemployed I'm on sabbatical
Guys don't fight
And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend
If you were a friend you'd be doing the same
So being a friend means being a jerk
If it does then you're an amazing friend of mine
Let's settle this over a game of fireball
I'll unhook the smoke detectors Let's settle this right now
There Now no one's going to the game
I paid for those You said you would but you didn't
Oh yeah
We finally get to the top of the mountain
And airhead here forgets the camera
The same thing happened to me one time
When did that happen to you
Remember We were jogging and saw that bird
I wanted to take a picture but I didn't have my camera
Chasing the churro guy is not jogging
Oh this is so good You have got to try it
D**n I got it on my pants Here I'll get it
We better take them off or the stain will set
I want to wear them tonight Oh great
Okay bye Oh my God
That was unbelievable See I told you
Yeah Sorry
I don't believe they're brother and sister
They're brother and sister
I guess you'll have to cancel your date
And call their mother
Wait a minute Open your hand Let me take a look
Quarter dime Lint Not interested in that
What's this A Canadian coin
Get out of here
No drinks near the bucket
Set it down there and then you can make a contribution
You can leave the hurt bunny look over there too
Hi Bob
I thought I told you to get out of here
Phoebe we've been getting complaints
We're moving you to a less high profile spot What
Ginger's taking this corner That chick can't handle my corner
Look either you leave or we remove you
Fine
I'll give you one pointer Look out for that *****
I thought we said 7 You know what Let's skip it
What Why
You and your sister seem to have a very special bond
Oh great That special bond again
Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister
I don't know but Do you have brothers
No I have two sisters But one has a very masculine energy
Are you close No They're not very nice people
I like you I think this could go somewhere
So I'm close to my family Don't let it stand in our way
Well I don't know
When you put it that way
Danny Hurry up The bath's getting cold
What I'll see you later
There's some kids playing in the street
Want to go give them a project ruin their day
If they have a ball you could stick razors in it
And teach them a new game：Gonna Need Stitches Ball
Hey guys I was at the library I already finished my five pages
Now we can go to the Ranger game last night
No dude Ross tore up the tickets
I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus
Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day
The important thing is I finished it And I think it's really good
But it would help if I could hear it Would you guys read it for me
Yeah all right All right
It's a typical New York apartment
Two guys are hanging out
Hey man
What is up
About yesterday I was really wrong I am sorry
No it was me I'm sorry I overreacted
Maybe it was both of us But we had our best friend's inter
But we had our best friend's interest at heart
Could I be more sorry
L don't know I am one sorry
Polontologist
All right Joey we get it
I'm sorry I'm sorry too
Keep reading The good part's coming up
L am sorry Chandler
L am sorry Ross
A handsome man enters
L don't know what you're talking about but I'd like to thank you both
You You wouldn't let me give up on myself
And you
You co created fireball
This took you all day
No this took five minutes
I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate fireball
It's a typical New York apartment Two girls are just hanging out Go
Hi how are you doing Kelly I'm doing just fine
God Tiffany you smell so great
It's my new perfume
Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it
Joey you are sick This is disgusting
I'm not reading this
Wait wait wait The handsome man was about to enter
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