笨小笨The Biggest Aspidistra in the World歌词由吴尐少演唱，出自专辑《Yesterdays Britain - The Songs， Melodies and Sounds That Are Forever England》，下面是《The Biggest Aspidistra in the World》完整版歌词！
The Biggest Aspidistra in the World歌词完整版
Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields
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For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot
多年来我们在花盆里养了一只蜘蛛抱蛋
On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all
什么都不在乎就在看台上
It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe
似乎并没有成长直到有一天我们的兄弟Joe
Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall
以为他会让我变得高大强壮
So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree
他用一颗橡树上的橡子穿过了树林
And he's planted it against the garden wall
他把它种在花园的墙上
It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky
就像火箭一样一路狂飙直冲云霄
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
We couldn't see the top of it it got so bloomin' high
我们看不见最高处简直嗨翻天
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'The Bunch of Grapes'
当父亲在酒吧里喝得醉醺醺的时候
He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes
他不会拼命抗争失去理智
No you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes
你会发现他穿着熊皮大衣在扮演人猿泰山
Off the biggest aspidistra in the world
吃了世上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade
我们得让当地消防队给它浇水
So they put the water rates up half a crown
所以他们把水费提高了半克朗
The roots stuff up the drains grow along the country lanes
树根堵塞排水沟沿着乡间小路蔓延
And they came up half a mile outside the town
他们来到城外半英里的地方
Once we hired an auditorium for a hot house
有一次我们租了一个礼堂作为租房子的地方
But a jealous rival went and burnt it down
但一个嫉妒我的对手把它付之一炬
The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out
流浪猫和它们的情人喜欢在外面度过夜晚时光
Up the biggest aspidistra in the world
世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout
嫩芽开始发芽的时候它们都开始喵喵叫
From the biggest aspidistra in the world
来自世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see
几英里之外到处都是狗多么迷人的景象
They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee
它们四处嗅了好几个小时高兴地摇着尾巴
So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree
所以我得贴个告示说这不是一棵树
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋
