笨小笨Never Judge a Man by his Umbrella歌词由Damian Lewis演唱，出自专辑《Mission Creep》，下面是《Never Judge a Man by his Umbrella》完整版歌词！
Never Judge a Man by his Umbrella歌词完整版
Never Judge a Man by his Umbrella - Damian Lewis
Lyrics by：Damian Lewis
Composed by：Damian Lewis
Produced by：Giacomo Smith
He wears a suit and nice tie
Takes breakfast with his nice wife
Puts a hat on to go to work
Says goodbye to the poochie first
Turns around and blows a kiss
Says he loves her and he'll be home by six
His people bring him coffees
They love him in the office
He's the water cooler number one
A man of wit a man of charm
His secretary's in love with him
She dreams all night of making love to him
He'll buy you a drink and he'll buy 'em all night
He don't spill a drop when he falls off his stool
He'll jump on a plane and he'll head for the fight
You'll love him you'll miss him you'll feel like a fool
Never judge a man by his umbrella
He goes to the cricket
His knowledge is prolific
Marmalade to start his day
The Times of London and he's on his way
He's down the stairs
He's underground
And then he's gone
He's nowhere to be found
He's got a friend called Arnold
Who gets him into trouble
They whisper he's a Russian spy
One of us
Don't make me smile
He's a man of charm
Man of wit
And he said he loved her
And he'd be home by six
He'll give you a kiss but look over your shoulder
He'll hand you a pillow while hiding a knife
He'll love that your friendship is thirty years old
He'll kiss all your children but he'll be kissing your wife
Never judge a man by his umbrella
I said never judge a man by his umbrella
