笨小笨Friends S06E01 (口白)歌词由英语听力演唱，出自专辑《老友记 (第六季)》，下面是《Friends S06E01 (口白)》完整版歌词！
Friends S06E01 (口白)歌词完整版
Okay this is it
好了就这样吧
You sure you wanna do this
你确定你想这样做吗
Hello Mrs Ross
你好罗斯太太
Well hello Mr Rachel
你好雷切尔先生
Whoa Oh my God
我的天哪
Come on Phoebe hurry
来吧菲比快一点
Okay Okay
Oh my God Is everybody getting married
我的天哪是不是每个人都结婚了
No running in the chapel
不要在教堂里奔跑
Hey don't you give me any of your Hey
你别对我指手画脚
Why are you here
你为何在这里
Ross and Rachel left a message They're getting married
Ross和Rachel留言说他们要结婚了
Isn't that why you guys are here Yes Why else would we be here
这难道不是你们在这里的原因吗是的不然我们为什么会在这里
What happened Did we miss it
怎么了我们错过了吗
We missed it
我们错过了
Maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel
如果你可以在教堂里奔跑也许你就不会这样做
I can't believe they got married
我不敢相信他们结婚了
I know I didn't even know they were dating
我知道我根本不知道他们在约会
I don't think they're as much dating as they are
我觉得他们约会的次数没有他们多
Two bottles of vodka walking around in human form
两瓶伏特加酒就像人形一样走来走去
This is insane
真是疯狂
What's the big deal It's not like it's a real marriage
有什么大不了的这又不是真正的婚姻
What
什么
If you marry in Vegas you're only married in Vegas
如果你在维加斯结婚你只能在维加斯结的婚
If you marry here you're married everywhere
如果你在这里结婚你在哪里都可以结婚
Really
真的
Yeah
Oh my God
我的天哪
Oh well
Why are we in bed together
为何我们会同床共枕
I don't know
我不知道
Did we I don't know
我们有没有我不知道
Do you have any clothes on
你有穿衣服吗
Yes
是
Really No
真的吗
But we didn't have
可我们没有
***did we
我们做到了吗
I don't remember much about last night
昨晚的事我记不太清楚了
It was such a blur
一切都模糊不清
I remember laughing I laughed a lot
我记得我笑得很开心
Then we didn't have ***
那时我们一无所有
Well so what did we do last night
我们昨晚做了什么
I don't know but I think it was a lot of fun
我不知道但我觉得很有趣
Luckily not too much fun right
幸运的是不怎么开心对吧
I don't think so Oh thank God
我不这么认为感谢上帝
Oh I mean we were really drunk
我是说我们喝得醉醺醺的
I'm glad we didn't do anything stupid
我很高兴我们没有做傻事
Tell me about it
告诉我
Morning Phoebe
早上好菲比
Well my movie has been officially canceled
我的电影被正式取消了
Joey I'm so sorry
乔伊我很抱歉
You want my breakfast
你想要我的早餐
Too depressed to eat
心情沮丧吃不下饭
I'll probably eat in like five minutes 5
我可能会在五分钟内吃完东西
I'll fly home with you What time is your flight
我会和你一起飞回家你的航班是几点
What about my cab I don't need that anymore
我的出租车怎么办我不需要了
You borrowed my cab You have to drive it back
你借了我的出租车你得自己开回来
I don't wanna drive back by myself I get lonely
我不想一个人开车回家我很孤单
How about if you come with me
你跟我来怎么样
It's a long trip That would be great
旅途很长那就太好了
We could talk and play games
我们可以聊天玩游戏
This could be our chance to like renew our friendship
这可能是我们重拾友谊的机会
Are you asking me to have a frienaissance
你是想让我拥有一种朋友的感觉吗
Sure
All right Although I don't think we need one I never stopped loving you
好吧虽然我觉得我们不需要我从未停止爱你
So has anybody talked to Dr and Mrs Geller yet
有人和盖勒夫妇谈过了吗
They left me a message They'll be here
他们给我留言他们会来的
Where is the waitress I'm starving
女服务员在哪里我饿死了
It's a buffet man
这是自助餐朋友
Here's where I win all my money back
这就是我赢回所有钱的地方
I gotta talk to you
我得和你谈谈
Sure
What's up
怎么了
Monica and I almost got married
莫妮卡和我差点结婚
My God
我的天
That's huge
巨大无比
Wait a minute Why wasn't I invited
等一下为什么没有邀请我
And who was gonna be your best man Don't say Ross Do not say Ross
谁会做你的伴郎不要说Ross
I just don't think that Monica and I are ready yet I love her
我只是觉得我和莫妮卡还没准备好我爱她
But seeing Ross and Rachel come out of that chapel
但是看到Ross和Rachel从教堂出来
Was like a wake up call that Monica and I are moving so fast you know
就像一个警钟我和Monica进展得太快了你知道的
How do I tell her without crushing her
我怎样告诉她才能不伤害她
Tell her she's not marriage material
告诉她她不是结婚的料
What
什么
Girls say it to me all the time
女孩们总是这样对我说
And if she's anything like me she's just gonna be relieved
如果她和我有一点像她会感到解脱
How do I tell him that it's too soon
我该如何告诉他一切为时过早
He's gonna think I don't love him anymore
他会以为我不再爱他
Well you don't Yes I do
你没有我有
Good I was just testing you
很好我只是在考验你
Hey Oh hi
嗨嗨
We were just talking about bacon
我们在聊培根的事
No we were talking about tennis
我们聊的是网球
Tennis is more believable
打网球更可信
Thank you
谢谢你
Coffee
咖啡
What
Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night
我们要不要谈谈昨晚你们做了什么
What do you mean last night Nothing happened last night
昨晚什么意思昨晚什么都没发生
Ross invited us all to watch
罗斯邀请我们一起来看
What is the matter with you
你怎么了
We weren't gonna miss our friends getting married
我们不会怀念我们朋友结婚的日子
Who got married
谁结婚了
You did
你做到了
What
Hello We didn't get married No we didn't That's ridi
你好我们没有结婚我们没有那是Ridi
Wait wait wait I remember being in a chapel
等等我记得曾经在教堂里
They would not let us get married when we were that drunk
当我们喝醉的时候他们不让我们结婚
They let you get married
他们让你结婚
Most people who marry in Vegas are drunk
大多数在维加斯结婚的人都喝醉了
Now I'm drunk right now
现在我喝醉了
I can't have a mimosa with breakfast I'm on vacation
我不能早餐吃含羞草我在度假
What are you gonna do
你打算怎么办
Well I guess we find a divorce lawyer
我想我们应该找个离婚律师
Well I think I think Ross already has one
我觉得罗斯已经有一个了
Yeah that guy's finally gonna be able to put in that pool
那个家伙终于可以把钱投进泳池了
Okay
Now this one's free right Because you paid for the first two
现在这首歌免费了对吧因为前两首歌是你付的
Laugh it up but the joke's on you
尽管笑吧但这个笑话是你的
Because we don't need to get divorced
因为我们不需要离婚
We're just gonna get an annulment An annulment
我们只想宣告无效宣告无效
Ross I don't think surgery is the answer here
Ross我觉得手术不是解决办法
Oh that's your thing
那是你的事
What
Your thing You're the guy who gets divorced
你的事你是那个离了婚的男人
No no that's not my thing
这不是我的风格
I do not love getting divorced
我不喜欢离婚
Yes you do This is your third divorce
没错这是你第三次离婚
You love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it
你那么喜欢离婚你可能会和它结婚
And then it won't work out so you're gonna have to divorce it
然后我们就没有结果了所以你必须离婚
I'm so drunk
我醉得不省人事
You wanna play some Pai Gow Maybe
你想玩点牌九吗
But I kind of think we should talk about last night
但我觉得我们应该谈谈昨晚的事
That's a good idea I wanna talk about last night too
这是个好主意我也想谈谈昨晚的事
And I don't know what Pai Gow is I see
我不知道什么是牌九我只知道
So what should we do I don't know
所以我们该怎么办我不知道
I know I love you
我知道我爱你
I know I love you
我知道我爱你
Where are we on the whole going back
总的来说我们回到了哪里
To where they have the marriages thing I love you
去他们结婚的地方我爱你
That's a good question
这是个好问题
Last night we let the dice decide
昨晚我们孤注一掷
We should leave it up to fate again I love you
我们还是听天由命吧我爱你
We don't get married unless there's a sign
除非有征兆否则我们不会结婚
So say
所以说
You roll another eight then there's a sign
你再卷一根烟然后就有信号了
That we should marry
我们应该结婚
Eight we get married
八点我们结婚
But 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10 11 12 we don't get married
但是我们不会结婚
Sounds great
听起来不错
Hey we got a shooter
我们找到一个枪手
Money please
钞票拜托了
Ready Ready
Come on eight
来吧
Yes yes eight
Eight easy eight
I can't believe I rolled an eight That was so unlikely
我不敢相信我竟然卷了一把枪真是难以置信
Let's get married
我们结婚吧
I guess
Last night I rolled a hard eight
昨晚我卷了一卷好货
It was the wrong kind of eight No wedding d**n it
这是不对的八个人没有婚礼可恶
I wanted it so bad
我好渴望
Wanna go pack
想去收拾行李吗
We're doing the right thing
我们做的是正确的事
Of course we are
当然了
We left it up to fate
我们听天由命
If we were supposed to get married there would be a sign
如果我们要结婚那一定会有预兆
Okay you have 19 questions left Use them wisely
Come on Joey You can't win if you don't ask any questions
What You promised me a fun road trip
We've been on the road for 6 hours and you've been asleep for 5 and a half 6 5
We are switching and you are going to drive back
That will be your punishment you greedy sleeper
All right
And until then you are going to sing to me
Because the radio's broken and you are selfish but you have a nice voice
Really Sing
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
Man this is a long drive
Are my eyes open
No
Morning
Hey Hey hubby
Actually I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing
Yeah I'm not gonna do that
Okay
So we'll just stay married
Yes exactly
And I will make everyone call me Mrs Geller
Wow this is so amazing
I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more
Now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding
I'm not kidding
Look
I can't have three failed marriages
I can't okay
I am not gonna be that guy
Okay No no That is not gonna be my thing
So what we just stay married forever
I don't know
I mean I haven't worked it all out yet but
Okay I know it's a bit crazy
How is this going to affect you really
I mean you fill some form out once in a while
Instead of checking the box Miss you check the box that saysMrs
It's right next to it
Okay I'm sorry you're right You know what
We can stay married
Because I thought that the boxes were far away from each other
No they're right Ross
All right Just
Please take a moment here
And think about what you're asking of me Okay
I am asking you to do me a favor
You are asking me to be your wife
And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor
We did make vows
That kid kicked me really hard
Well you did pull his hair
He took my snack I'm not getting into this again
All right you know what Hurts really bad
Well I told you not to walk Here
There There Okay
This doesn't mean anything does it No
How could you pick up a hitchhiker
He could be a rap He could be a rapist or a killer or something
Don't you think I asked him that before he got in
I'm not talking to you You go back to sleep
And you are you a rapist No
Do you like car games
Yeah you know the license plate game
I love the license plate game
I'll play I'll play
No you need your sleep Night night
Listen I know you wanted to talk to me
But I have an idea that may make you wanna stay married
We register
And you get to keep all the presents
No Ross come on No listen
I've thought about how to tell you this
I came up with an analogy about a little goldfish
In a pond that freezes over in the winter
But I realized that was a story about what to do when people pick on you
So I'm gonna actually save that for my children's book
What's up Oh sorry
The bottom line Ross
Is we cannot stay married
I don't know if that's true Oh but it is
Okay You know what this is
This is a difference of opinion
When that happens in a marriage Ross come on
This is not a marriage This is the world's worst hangover
Ross listen if you do not get this annulment I will
All right All right I'll do it
Thank you
Hey hey
Is there any such thing as an annulment shower
There's the train station This is where I get off
I have your address and phone number
I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter
So ball's pretty much in your court
All right See you Phoebe
Come on Phoebe I can't take this anymore
Please talk to me
Let me make it up to you
Ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown Engines on
Take your protein pills
And put your helmet on
This is Stop it Stop it No
That's not fair You know I can't resist that beautiful voice
Phoebe look I am so sorry
I promised you a fun road trip with your friend
And I didn't deliver okay
Now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship
So I will strive to stay awake for as long as I know you
You can still sleep at night and stuff
Thank you
So can we play 20 Questions now
I got a good one I thought about it since Kansas
Okay
Is it
A kind of hot sandwich
Yes
Is it a meatball sub
That is incredible
You are the master
Bug
Enough already Well you didn't have to catch them
You look like you're Don't say it
Don't even think it
All right
Chandler enjoy your handful
Should we just get married
All the signs are telling us to do it
I'm sick of the signs
I'm happy the way things are Me too
I don't want change do you No
Then nothing changes Everything stays the same
Go unpack It's been three days and it drives me insane 3
Jeez relax it's not like we're mar
You know I was thinking what if I
Unpack here
All your stuff would be here
Well
What if all my stuff was here
Then you'd be going back and forth all the time
Doesn't make any sense
Okay
What if we live together and you get what I'm saying
Live together
There've been no signs for that
Me asking is kind of a sign
Yes Yes Yes
Okay Okay wait Wait wait wait
Here's your key Here's your key
Now go out and christen it
Go out and come back in
Door hasn't been locked in five years but okay 5
Ready Ready
The key broke in the lock and I can't get in
Wait Oh my God I can't get out
This isn't a sign No it's a very old key
It's an old key Oh my God it's old
I love you
I love you
Are you hugging the door right now
No
Yeah yeah me neither
So did everything go all right with the annulment
Oh yeah No problems It's all taken care of
Ross thank you
Do you wanna go see a movie
Yeah why not Phoebe
No thanks I've already seen one
Okay I'm gonna get my sweater
You wanna hear something weird
Always
I didn't get the annulment
What
We're still married
Don't tell Rachel See you later
What are you doing
Key is stuck in the lock
I can fix it Hold on
Watch out watch out
It still doesn't work
I'm not finished
Nice job Joe You're quite the craftsman
干得好乔你真是个手艺人
