笨小笨Highly Illogical歌词由Leonard Nimoy演唱，出自专辑《Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner》，下面是《Highly Illogical》完整版歌词！
Highly Illogical歌词完整版
Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
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From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place
我从遥远的星系来到这个地方
To study the behavior patterns of the human race
研究人类的行为模式
And I find them highly illogical
我发现这些话不合逻辑
Girl meets boy they fall in love
女孩遇见男孩他们坠入爱河
She says he's everything she's dreamed of
她说他就是她梦寐以求的一切
But when they get married before he's aware
但当他们在他意识到之前就结婚了
She changes his habits the way he combs his hair
她像他梳头发一样改变他的习惯
She changes him to someone he's never been
她把他变成了另一个人
And then complains he's not like other men
然后抱怨他和别的男人不一样
Now really I find this most illogical
现在我真的觉得这不合逻辑
Take the case of your automobiles
拿着你的汽车箱子
Greatest invention since man discovered wheels
人类发明轮子以来最伟大的发明
Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor
液压驱动超越四个地板
Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors
按钮式车窗按钮式车门
Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace
带着两把枪随时带你去任何地方
But you never can find a parking space
但你永远找不到停车位
Highly illogical
不合逻辑
Take the case of modern man
以现代人为例
He works all his life gives it all he can
他一辈子埋头苦干竭尽所能
Saves all his money works overtime
把钱存起来加班加点
Pinches every penny banks every dime
把每一分钱都存进银行里
All he can think about is money but you know
他满脑子想的都是钱但是你知道
That he can't take it with him where he's going to go
他无法带着枪去他要去的地方
Now I find that fascinatingly illogical
现在我发现这是令人着迷的不合逻辑之处
Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned
现在是时候踏上归途讲述我学到的东西了
My people I believe have every right to be concerned
我相信我的同胞完全有理由感到担忧
For in spite of computers and advanced psychology
尽管有电脑和先进的心理学
Behavior patterns are still a mystery
行为模式依然是个谜
I predict the future of this earthly human race
我预测地球人类的未来
Is that having made a mess of earth they'll move to outer space
是不是把地球搞得一团乱他们会去外太空
Well there goes the neighborhood
好吧这就是我的邻居
Totally completely absolutely irrevocably highly illogical
完全彻底无法挽回完全不合逻辑
