笨小笨The Lancashire Toreador (其他)歌词由George Formby演唱，出自专辑《Ultimate Collection》，下面是《The Lancashire Toreador (其他)》完整版歌词！
The Lancashire Toreador (其他)歌词完整版
The Lancashire Toreador - George Formby
I've been to Spain but never again
I couldn't go there twice
'Cos my name's John Willie
But they said it sounded silly
And they wouldn't call me that at any price
They soon made me change my name
And a real proper Spaniard I became:
Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero
The Lancashire Toreador
They cheer me and when the bull gets near me
To show how far a brave man can go
With the bull I danced the Tango
Then when I hung on his tail
My pants he tried to gore
I went dashing round the ring
With him giving chase
Three times he tossed me in the air
I looked a disgrace
They shouted
Look at all that skin and bone round the place
It's The Lancashire Toreador '
Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero
The Lancashire Toreador
I met-a charming senor-eta
She said 'To love you I can never'
Then kissed me good-bye for ever
That night as she retired
She locked her bedroom door
She started to undress and timidly she looked round
Said 'Thank God I am rid of him
For he's homeward bound'
But when she pulled the bed clothes down
Now guess what she found
Why The Lancashire Toreador
Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero
The Lancashire Toreador
I scare 'em no mercy ever spare 'em
In the dead of night I ramble
Spanish castle walls I scramble
I saw a shadow above a girl in her boudoir
I climbed up her balcony it started to sway
She shouted 'Murder there's a bandit
Spare my life pray'
But when my castanets I rattled she said 'Hooray
It's The Lancashire Toreador'
