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All right they got water orange juice
And what looks like cider
Taste it
Yeah it's fat
I drank fat
I know I did that two minutes ago
Hey Mr Tux
Why aren't you dressed
We have a half hour
That was four minutes ago We have to be out the door at 7:40
I'd feel better if you got dressed now
Okay Okay
Oh look at you All ***y
Really
How come you didn't come over earlier
Because I'm a stupid stupid man
Hey Ross want some cider
No
So you're pretty close huh
Makeup's on Hair's done
I just have to get dressed
And that takes what
Just 6 or 7 minutes
67
Yeah Once I figure out what I'm wearing
What's the matter
You nervous about your speech
Nope
You wanna hear it
Am I in it
After I thank everyone for donating to the museum
I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey
Hello You look great
Thank you I know though
You see this
This is a person who is ready to go
Phoebe you
You are my star
Well you're my lucky penny
All right I took the quiz And it turns out I do put career before men
Get up
What
You're in my seat How is this your seat
I was sitting there
But then you left
Well it's not like I went to Spain
I went to the bathroom You knew I'd be back
What's the big deal
Sit somewhere else
The big deal is I was sitting there last So
It's my seat
Well actually the last place you were sitting was in there so
You guys you know what
It doesn't matter
You both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops
I just have to do one thing It's not a big deal
Get up
Phoebe you look great
All right already
Are you gonna do magic
That's funny Change
Hang on I just got in I don't care
It starts at 8 We can't be late
He could not would not want to wait
Our table is down in front My boss will be there
Everyone will see if we arrive after it starts
Has somebody been drinking my fat
Does this look like something a paleontologist's girlfriend would wear
I don't know You might be the first one
Rach did you check the machine
No
Wait This is the outfit that makes my calves look fat Never mind
Well Joey I wrote a little song today
It's calledGet up
All right You can have the chair
Really
Oh my Would you look at that
It's me I'm coming over
What if I'm already there when you play this message
Is that too spooky
Hi Rach are you there
It's me Pick up
Rachel
Rach
What
Never mind
Monica it's Richard Call me
Is that message old or new
Old or new
Old or new
What if it's new
We agreed not to talk
It could be important Shouldn't I call him back
Honey you did call him back It's old
Yeah see Mon listen Listen
When Carol and I broke up
I got dressed
Really really quickly okay
Okay
There we go There we go
You know what
Don't get up Just sit there
I just hope you don't mind my hand right here
Not touching Can't get mad Not touching Can't get mad
Not touching Can't get mad
Oh my God
You rotten boys
Sorry Phoebe What am I gonna do
Don't rub it What gets out hummus
What gets out hummus
Monica What gets out hummus
If it is a new message what is he calling to say
Okay thanks Yeah I'll try that
Maybe he called to say you're obsessive and crazy
So should I call him back
No
No
Fine we'll both sit in the chair fine with me
I am so comfortable
Me too
In fact I think I might be a little too comfortable
Okay we have 19 minutes I want you to go and change 19
When you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair
Okay All right
Fine I'm going
When I get back it's Chair City And I'm the guy
Who's sitting in a chair
Is this a little too
Pheebs
What happened
I got the hummus
Oh honey we'll find you something You wanna wear my black jacket
Lt won't go with this dress You're right
Well let's just get you out of that No no no Not out of that
Not out of clothes Can Phoebe borrow your green dress
I called him
Yes I got his machine and I left a message
But it's okay It's okay
Because it was like a casual breezy message
It was breezy
Oh God what if it wasn't breezy
How could it not be breezy
No Because you're in such a breezy place
I got it I'll play my message and you guys tell me if it's breezy enough
But how you gonna do that
I know the code to his answering machine
Okay Mon I really don't think this is the
Okay you're dialing You are dialing
Hi this is Richard Please leave a message at the tone
You have two new messages
What a cool job
You have two new messages
Hi it's Monica I'm just checking in
I got a message and didn't know if it was old or new
So I'm just checking
So let me know
I'm breezy
You can't say you're breezy That negates the breezy
Hola It's me Yesterday was really fun
Now she sounded breezy
He's seeing someone I can't believe he's seeing someone
You don't know that Well whose voice was that
Maybe it was his sister's Maybe it was his daughter's
Michelle Of course Did it sound like Michelle
Oh great It's starting to rain That'll make it easier to get a cab
It was Michelle
It was definitely Michelle
Try Monica's green dress If it doesn't fit wear my gray silk one
Unless I wear it You don't know what you're wearing
I'm just trying to look nice for your big night
Yeah which we have to leave for in 12 minutes 12
Come on I'll just pick something out for you
You'll notice that I'm fully dressed
I in turn have noticed that you are not
So in the words of A A Milne Get out of my chair dill hole
Okay
What are you doing
You said to give you the chair
You didn't say anything about cushions
They're the essence of the chair
That's right I'm taking the essence
Oh he'll be back
Oh there's nobody in the room
I'm sorry I thought it looked pretty That was a Halloween costume
Unless you would like me to go as Little Bo Peep
I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep
Yeah which by the way Chandler I would like back one of these days
Rach good Listen isn't this perfect for me
Oh it's perfect But not for tonight
Of course not for tonight Hi I'm going to a benefit
Not for tonight
What are you doing
No I'm sorry We didn't mean it I love you Breathe
We used them as pillows when we went camping
What
The sheep
Hey what you do on your own time
Where's my underwear
Come on you took his underwear
He took my essence
Okay hold on Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now
Because I'm not wearing any underwear now
Then why do you have to wear underwear tonight
It's a rented tux okay
I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues
Then somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions
What are you gonna show me my clothes
Hey opposite
Is opposite
He's got nothing
Okay I'm ready
Rachel didn't have anything I liked but this ribbon
I thought all right I'll be political
What are you supporting
Christmas
Hey that's okay with me Two down and I have exactly 12 minutes 12
What
My watch stopped My watch Okay see
The dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore
What time is it
It's 7:33 I have 7 minutes
733 7
I have seven minutes 7
Which shoes should I wear
The black or the purple
Just pick one okay
Oh okay okay The black
Do you have black with little strappies
Yeah But those go better with pants Maybe I should wear pants
Yeah pants What an idea Or better yet go without pants
I don't know what you're doing but just get in there
And pick out any shoes that fit your feet
I don't care if they match I don't care if they make
Your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat Just do it
Go in there pick something out so we can go
All right Thank you
I've got to call Michelle to see if that was her voice
It was It was her voice
Monica I think you've gone over to the bad place
Hola
Hello
Hello
Okay That was her right
Definitely Yeah
So there you go
We're out of the woods I think I'll get dressed now
I'll get it Okay
Hi Monica and Rachel's
Yeah just a second Can I ask who's calling
It's Michelle
She must have that caller l D thing You should get that
Michelle
Yeah that was me I dialed your number by mistake
Just try to be
You're so sweet
Yeah we were a great couple
I know I really miss him
You know what's weird
Donald Duck never wore pants
But when he gets out of the shower
He always puts a towel around his waist
I mean what is that about
I only beeped in so I could hear my own message
I mean that's allowed
I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell your dad about
What do you mean you don't feel comfortable with this
We're friends
That *****always hated me **
I'm calling her back
Okay fine Okay
She's got a phone in there right
Okay we're on it
I know it says black tie optional
But this may be pushing it a little
I'm not gonna go
You're not gonna go
No I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence
How can you not be going
So I think that will accomplish the not going
You know just out of curiosity
Ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends
I'm just I don't know not in a very museum benefit y kind of mood
Right Well okay Okay God I'm sorry I'm sorry I yelled
That's fine No but you're mad
I'm not mad I'm just not going
Right Okay
You know that I have to go right
So is it gonna be like I'm abandoning you while you're upset
No No
You're not upset about the yelling Right And the humiliating
Well of course the humiliating
So we
We're good Right
Honey
I love you Yes Ross
Get away from that phone
She's just getting dressed now
Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that
Okay buddy boy here it is
You hide my clothes I'm wearing everything you own
Oh my God
That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear
Look at me I'm Chandler
Could I be wearing any more clothes
Maybe if I wasn't going commando
It's hot with all this stuff on
I better not do any I don't know lunges
Okay enough Enough with the lunging
I'm sick of this I've had it up to here
Neither of you can come to the party
Jeez what a baby
Way to ruin it I was just gonna go get dressed
The only person I cared about getting dressed
Is the person who's not even gonna go
Look Rach I'm sorry okay
Look I was a jerk okay
I'm sorry I yelled I want you there
I need you there
What can I do to show you how much I want you to be there
You could drink the fat
Welcome to an adult conversation
No no no Now wait a minute Wait a minute
That actually sounds interesting What
I think you should drink the fat
Okay if that's what it takes to show you how much you mean to me
And how much I want you there that's what I'll do
Let me get you another glass That's been sitting out
I think this will be fine
Okay vanilla milkshake Just a vanilla milkshake
With chicken bits floating in it
Cheers
No don't Okay okay I'll go I'll go
You will
You were really gonna do that
Well yeah
You were gonna drink the fat
Let's see what else he'll do
How about you get changed
Give him his underwear
I'll get a cab I want everyone downstairs in two minutes
Monica
Stop it
Stop it
Ross went to get a cab so we
What are you doing
No Monica no
Hi this is Richard
You have three new messages
Not anymore
Message erased
To record your message begin speaking at the tone
Hi Richard It's Monica
Listen I did something kind of crazy tonight
Maybe I'm getting my period or something I don't know
Anyway I beeped into your machine and I heard this message
That freaked me out
And Michelle will tell you the rest
I'm sorry okay
And I hope that we can just forget the whole thing
Your outgoing message has now been changed
Outgoing
Did that say outgoing
Not outgoing
Hi Richard it's Monica
Listen I did something kind of crazy tonight
Maybe I'm getting my period or something I don't know
How did you do that
I don't know
Goodbye
Okay I've got two cabs and no people Go go go
Maybe we can call the phone company to change the message
They could change his number
I think after this he'll be doing that himself
Rachel
You You look
And I still have about five seconds to spare
That was about 7 seconds
So we're a little late
Come on
Oh and by the way
What
I'm going commando too
Dr Geller
Sherman Whitfield London lnstitute What a pleasure
I was quite impressed with your paper on pre Cretaceous fossils
Yes It confirmed everything I'd written
Excuse me
Hi
Yes
You're kind of sitting in my seat
What do you mean your seat
I mean I was sitting there But you got up
But I never left the room
But you left the chair area
All right that's it Give me your underwear
