笨小笨Bobby Brown Goes Down (Explicit)歌词由Frank Zappa演唱，出自专辑《(70’s) Seventies Collected Volume 2 [Explicit]》，下面是《Bobby Brown Goes Down (Explicit)》完整版歌词！
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Bobby Brown Goes Down (Explicit) - Frank Zappa
Written by：Frank Zappa
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
嘿，告诉你们，我叫Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
他们说我是这镇子上的万人迷
My car is fast my teeth are shiny
我的车子快，我的牙齿白
So tell all the girls they can kiss my Heini
我准许所有的姑娘跪舔我
Here I am at a famous school
我上的是名牌大学
I present sharp and I'm actin' cool
我的打扮有型又酷
I've got a chearleader here wants to help
我找了个啦啦队队长
With my paper let her do all the work
我所有的作业都让她来做
And maybe later I r**e her
没准哪天我会拿下她
Oh god I am the American dream
噢天哪，我就是让人羡慕嫉妒恨的美国梦
I do not think I'm too extreme
我并不觉得我的行为有什么不妥
And I'm a handsome son of a b**ch
我就是个英俊潇洒的公子哥
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
我要找份赚钱的好工作，实现我当土豪的梦
Get a good get a good get a good get a good
找份好工作，找份好工作，找份好工作
Womans liberation
妇女解放运动
Came creepin' all across the nation
开展得轰轰烈烈
I tell you people I was not ready
但我告诉你们，我对此还不习惯
When I f**ked this dyke by the name of Freddi
有次我跟一个叫Freddi的拉拉鱼水之欢时
She made a little speech then
她突然发表了一小段演讲给我听
Oh she tried to make me say when
就在她让我发表意见时
She had my balls in a vice but she left the d**k
她让我欲罢不能，但幸好还是放过了我
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to
导致我现在做起事来
Quick
时间很短
Oh god I am the American dream
噢天哪，我就是让人羡慕嫉妒恨的美国梦
But now I smell like vaseline
但现在的我闻起来就像是凡士林
And I'm a miserable son of a b**ch
我就是个痛苦不堪的混蛋
Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which
我甚至搞不清自己是男还是女
(I wonder wonder wonder wonder)
我搞不清，搞不清，搞不清
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
于是我给自己买了套休闲装
I'm jingling my change but I'm still kind cute
虽然我穷得叮当响，但仍有几分魅力
Got a job doing radio promo
我找了份工作做电台宣传员
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
这里居然没有人搞同性恋
Eventually me and a friend
最后我终于找到一位好同志
Sort of drifted along into S&M
我们成为了玩S&M的好伙伴
I can take about an hour of the tower of power
我能玩一个小时的"力量塔"
As long as I get my little golden shower
只要我能陪他玩会儿"黄金浴"
Oh god I am the American dream
噢天哪，我就是让人羡慕嫉妒恨的美国梦
Put a spindle in my butt till it makes me scream
插入我的身体直到我爽得叫喊
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
我要想方设法超越自己
I lay awake nights sayin ' "Thank you Fred "
我在夜里醒来说道：谢谢你，Freddi
Oh God Oh God I'm so fantastic
天哪， 现在的我觉得美妙至极
Thanks to Freddie I'm a sexual spastic
谢谢Freddie把我变成了性无能
And my name is Bobby Brown
我的名字叫Bobby Brown
Watch me now I'm going down
看着我，我要退出舞台
And my name is Bobby Brown
我的名字叫Bobby Brown
Watch me now I'm going down
看着我，我要退出舞台
And my name is Bobby Brown
我的名字叫Bobby Brown
Watch me now I'm going down
看着我，我要退出舞台
BOOOOOOM
Yeah
