笨小笨The Deepest Shelter in Town歌词由吴尐少演唱，出自专辑《Keep Laughing: Comedy Classics》，下面是《The Deepest Shelter in Town》完整版歌词！
The Deepest Shelter in Town歌词完整版
The Deepest Shelter In Town - Bob Hope
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Don't run away mister
不要逃先生
Oh stay and play mister
留在我身边尽情玩乐先生
Don't worry if you hear the siren go
如果你听到警笛声不要担心
Though I'm not a lady of the highest virtue
虽然我不是一个高尚的淑女
I wouldn't dream of letting anything hurt you
我不会让任何事情伤害你
And so before you go
所以在你离开之前
I think you ought to know
我想你应该知道
I got a cozy flat
我有一套舒适的公寓
There's a place for your hat
给你的帽子留个位置
I'll wear a pink chiffon negligee gown
我会穿上粉色的雪纺睡衣
And do I know my stuff
我是否了解自己
But if that's not enough
但如果这还不够
I've got the deepest shelter in town
我有城里最深的庇护所
I've got a room for two
我有两个人的房间
A radio that's new
崭新的收音机
An alarm clock that won't let you down
闹钟不会让你失望
And I've got central heat
我有一把枪
But to make it complete
但是为了让它完整
I've got the deepest shelter in town
我有城里最深的庇护所
Every modern comfort
现代化的舒适
I can just guarantee
我可以保证
If you hear the siren call
如果你听到警笛声
Then it's probably me
那可能就是我
And sweetie to revert
亲爱的恢复如初
I'll keep you on the alert
我会让你时刻保持警惕
I won't even be wearing a frown
我甚至不会愁眉苦脸
So you can hang around here
所以你可以待在这里
Until the all clear
直到天明
In the deepest shelter in town
在城里最深的庇护所里
Now honey I don't sing
亲爱的我不唱歌
Of an anderson thing
就像安德森
Climbing in one you look like a clown
爬进去你看起来就像个小丑
But if you came here to see
但如果你来这里是想看看
Why sir john would agree
为何约翰爵士会同意
I've got the deepest shelter in town
我有城里最深的庇护所
Now Mr morrison
现在是莫瑞森先生
Says he's getting things done
他说他会把事情做完
And he's a man of the greatest renown
他是个声名远扬的人
But before it gets wrecked
在一切毁灭之前
I hope hell come and inspect
我希望他能来视察一下
The deepest shelter in town
城里最深的庇护所
Now I was one of the first
现在我是第一批
To clear my attic of junk
清理我阁楼上的旧货
But when it comes to shelters
但说到庇护所
Now-a-days it's all bunk
如今一切都乱套了
So honey don't get scared
所以亲爱的不要害怕
It's there to be shared
这是值得分享的
And you'll feel like a king with a crown
你会感觉自己是戴着王冠的国王
So please don't be mean
所以请不要这么刻薄
Better men than you have been
比你更好的男人
In the deepest shelter in town
在城里最深的庇护所里
