笨小笨Curses歌词由Kharlie M演唱，出自专辑《Especially for Wendi》，下面是《Curses》完整版歌词！
Curses歌词完整版
May a ten-ton Stegosaurus
Lay an egg upon your doorstep
And may snakes cling to your cereal bowl
At breakfast tomorrow morning
May a great tornado touch down
And blow your house to pieces
And scatter those pieces so far and wide
That they'll never be seen again
But that's not the way I feel
'Cause you know my love is real
And I'd never want anything to happen to you
Like these curses I'm describing to you
May the IRS compel you
To pay your uncle's taxes
And may soap scum form in your shower stall
While you're gone somewhere on vacation
May a bird do its thing upon you
On your way to church next Sunday
'Cause your car won't start and you have no ride
And you're walking on crutches besides
But that's not the way I feel
'Cause you know my love is real
And I'd never want anything to happen to you
Like these curses I'm describing to you
I'd never call these curses on you
I wouldn't want a thing to harm you
So don't let this song intimidate you
No! These words should not alarm you
If the worst should happen to you
Honey, I'd be right there beside you
And I'll share those troubles the whole way through
Just to prove my love for you
'Cause that's just the way I feel
And you know my love is real
And I'd never want anything to happen to you
Like these curses I have just described to you
