笨小笨House Detective (其他)歌词由Fionn Regan演唱，出自专辑《The Shadow of an Empire》，下面是《House Detective (其他)》完整版歌词！
House Detective (其他)歌词完整版
You climbed up the drainpipe
I climbed up the ladder in your tights
We are back from the river where
The midges deliver their bites
If jealousy’s a pit
I can see that you have it in spades
Try and cut the power line to our kingdom
With some corner shop razor blades
If you ever, if you ever
Come back this way
Don’t be clever, dull your senses
Your senses and stay
I know your sails are wide open
You wait for the gale
Well I’d rather be in the inkwell
Than lost in the mail
I threaten you with an umbrella
With a poison tip
And you produce a blow torch
To the hair above my lip
The neighbours gather ‘round
They say the boy’s not looking great
Well stick around fellas
I can punch above my weight
If you ever if you ever
Come back this way
Don’t be clever, dull your senses
Your senses and stay
I know your sails are wide open
You wait for the gale
Well I’d rather be in the inkwell
Than lost in the mail
Everybody’s saying that your sister
Is a big girl
She stops me in my tracks
She has a voice like a river pearl
There’s a rumour going ‘round
That you’ve been talking to the house detective
