笨小笨Maybe Man歌词由AJR演唱，出自专辑《The Maybe Man》，下面是《Maybe Man》完整版歌词！
Maybe Man歌词完整版
Maybe Man - AJR
Lyrics by：Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
Composed by：Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
Produced by：Ryan Met
Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
多么希望我一块顽石 这样我就会麻木无感
You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal
你在我面前大喊大叫 这没什么大不了的
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
但我想念我们重归于好 绽放笑容的样子
Don't want to be stone I changed my mind
我不想变成一块顽石 我改变心意
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
我希望我的后脑勺上面长着一双眼睛
Then I could see the places I've been
我就能看见我去过的地方
But then I would know that you're talkin' ****
不过我会知道你在胡言乱语
I don't want to know what my friends think
我不想知道我朋友的想法
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
多么希望我是趴在草地上的宠物狗
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
当我听到你回家时传来的动静 我会感觉很开心
But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long
但如果我是我的宠物狗 我活不了太久时间
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
在她离开以后 我一定会思念她
I wish I could act in a show on TV
我希望我可以出现在电视荧幕上
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
因为我可以练习不再做自己
I'll practice my cry put it into my reel
我会练习我流泪的技巧 融入我的表演之中
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
当我真情流露 潸然泪下时 你却不会相信我
I wish that my brain would triple in size
我希望我的脑袋变大三倍
I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight
我对每一个笑话都信手拈来 我会赢得每一场斗争
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
然而我对这种心态执念颇深
I don't wanna know the point of life
我不愿知道人生的意义
In some other life I would be rich
在另一种人生里 我会腰缠万贯
I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill
我会尽情享受旅行 我会付清账单
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
但我不会抱怨任何琐碎小事
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
没有人会替我感到伤心难过
If I was c*****e or a bottle of Jack
如果我是*** 或者一瓶威士忌酒
I'd get invited to every frat
我会受邀加入每一个兄弟会
But when you get old and your good days have passed
当你年华老去 你的美好岁月已一去不复返
You'll only want me when you're sad
只有在你伤心的时候 你才会需要我
Wish I was a song your favorite one
多么希望我是你最喜欢的歌
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
你会在毕业舞会上伴着音乐翩翩起舞
I would be there when your baby is born
当你的孩子降生时 我会陪在你身边
For two or three minutes then I'm gone
停留两三分钟过后 我就会离去
I wish I was big as big as my house
我希望我如我的房子一般巨大
I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd
我会在森林里酣然入睡 我会避开人群
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
但我并不适合坐在我心理医生的沙发上
God I could really use him now
上帝啊 我真的非常需要他
I wish I was God I'd never trip up
我希望我是上帝 我永远不会犯错
And if I did well so ******* what
如果我误入歧途 那又怎样
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
我可以变得残忍无情 毁掉你所有的东西
Yeah I'd be loved no matter what
无论如何 我会被爱包围着
But if I was God it'd get kinda weird
但如果是上帝 一切变得奇怪不已
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
因为你只会说我渴望听到的甜言蜜语
And then you would die you'd love me to death
你会失去性命 你会深爱着我 矢志不渝
I never know who the hell I am
我永远不知道我究竟是谁
I wish I was me whoever that is
我希望我就是我 无论这个人是谁
I could just be and not give a ****
我可以随心所欲 不用在乎别人
Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan
我愿意成为你心目中的样子 只为赢得你的青睐
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
因为我永远不知道我究竟是谁
Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am
One two pandemonium
一 二 一片混乱
One two pandemonium
一 二 一片混乱
Here I go again
我重新出发
One two pandemonium
一 二 一片混乱
Here I go again
我重新出发
One two pandemonium
一 二 一片混乱
One two
一 二
Here I go again
我重新出发
