笨小笨Tu Offline Hai歌词由Mimi Teddy演唱，出自专辑《Top 50 Funzoa Song Hits， Vol. 1》，下面是《Tu Offline Hai》完整版歌词！
Tu Offline Hai歌词完整版
Tururu turu ruru turu
Tu rututu turara
Tu offline hai
Mera mood bigad gaya
Time deke bhi tu idiot sala
Kidhar jake mar gaya
Tu offline hai
Kab dikhayega tu thobda
Ata majhi satakli
Jawani ke josh mein
Tu bhool gaya hai
Thappad mera
Main yahan khali pili
Makkhi mar rahi hun
Tere faltu post padhke
TP kar rahi hun
Ye koun nayi ladki sang
Khinchi tune selfie
Sab clear samajh rahi hun
Aaja online phir
Tujhko batlati hun
Tere saare karname
Tujhse ugalwati hun
Agar tune kiya koi
Fir se intupintu
Facebook pe bhi zinda
Bachega na tu
Abbe tune apna password bhi
Kaise badal diya
Teri ye himmat
Arre tu toh tha fattu
Tu ab bhi offline hai
Dekh naak pe gussa chadh gaya
Little bit romance
Jo dil mein uth raha tha
Ek second mein utar gaya
Huhu huhuhu huhuhuhuhu
Mere mobile pe 1 year ka
Talk time abhi bharwa de
Ladies parlour mein
Lifetime membership karwa de
Beauty sleep ke char ghante
Tujhpe hue barbaad
Saste mein nipatna hai toh
Online aaja be
Arre tune abhi status dala
I am feeling hot
Selfie wali ladki ne bhi
Like mara fatafat
Tere hitler bapu se
Main chugli lagati hun
Ek second mein dho dalenge
Saari garmahat
Chal teri smile gandi
Tere baal bhi gande hai
Tujhko kar dun delete
Ja usko jake chipak
Tu offline hai
Ye kya tera chakkar naya
Parso mann hi mann main
Soch rahi thi
Tu lagta hai sudhar gaya
Huhu huhuhu huhuhuhuhu
Chal ek last chance
Tujhko main deti hun
Internet ka bill
Bharke bol de sorry
Dobara jhooth bola to
Ek jhapad khayega
Thobde ka ho jayega
Choorma curry
Tu offline hai
Tu ek number ka hai gadha
Jab main tere liye
Taiyaar khadi hun
Kisi aur se kyun hai
Tera lafda
Tu offline hai
Ab toh mera mood bigad gaya
I thought main dungi tujhko
Ek flying kiss
Par ab toh tu mar gayaa
Online aja
Offline kyon hain
Tu kyon hai
Online aja
Samajh mein nehi ata kiya udi
