笨小笨Painless Dentist Song歌词由Allan Sherman演唱，出自专辑《My Complete Extended + Expanded Reissued + Remastered Special Deluxe Limited Edition Greatest Hits Album》，下面是《Painless Dentist Song》完整版歌词！
Painless Dentist Song歌词完整版
Painless Dentist - Allan Sherman
Beautiful molars
Lovely bicuspids
I'm Dr Prentice
The painless dentist;
By that what's meant is
It really doesn't hurt
This is Miss Klinger;
You've met her finger
So open wide
And Miss Klinger will squirt
Well well I say there
We've got decay there
Can't let it stay there
And cause you all that pain
So please Miss Klinger
Remove your finger
And won't you hand me
Down my Novocaine
It's far worse
Than I thought it was;
My charge is gonna be large
Don't be unwilling
It's just a filling
I'm simply drilling
To dig a little pit
Don't fight Miss Klinger
Or bite her finger
And now while I change
The drill you can spit
I hum while you're bleeding;
It takes your mind off
The things I grind off
Your gums are receding;
You'll have to come back
We'll build that gum back
And now if you will open wide
Miss Klinger's gonna put her
Whole darn fist inside
That's it now it's over
They'll be a puffiness
Around your cheeks
You'll have to eat soft food
For three more weeks
And if you'll kindly
Stop those ghastly shrieks
I'm through
Beautiful molars
Lovely bicuspids
By Dr Prentice
