笨小笨The Old Payola Roll Blues歌词由Stan Freberg演唱，出自专辑《Remember The Hit Parade》，下面是《The Old Payola Roll Blues》完整版歌词！
The Old Payola Roll Blues歌词完整版
The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg
Written by：Stan Freberg
Alright we got the tenor sax vocal group
Piano drums and guitar
We're all set to make a hit rock roll record
Now let's hear it
Hold it hold it something's missing
A teenage idol man
You don't have a teenage idol
Oh yeah yeah wait here I'll get one
Hey kid
Who me
Yeah can you sing
No
Good come with me
Say where were you going just now
I was on my way to high school
Perfect
Now you stand up there in front of that
Microphone and say high school when I point at ya
Kid you're gonna be a big record star
Oo oo
Hey that's good too throw that in now here we go
High school oo oo
High school oo oo
High school
High school
High school
Oo oo
Hey wait a minute
What did you put that on the end for
Well it was just a little you know embellishment
Oh yeah you keep that up and the first thing you know
This record'll swing
And then were will we be
Yeah
Okay you guys that's the first side
Isn't that a kinda short song
Yeah it gets more plays that way
Oh I see
Oh by the way what's your name
Clyde ankle
Perfect
But I can't sing
What's that got to do with anything
You got all the requirements
A pretty face and a pompadour
Well do I get to pose beside a tiger
Nah that's been done
Maybe we'll get you a moose
Well maybe now I can have my adnoids taken out
What and ruin your amature standing
Well could you at least get me a date with that mouseketeer
That's grown up
Alright we'll see
Oh boy
Ah now you're gonna go three nights a week
For finger snapping lessons
Oo I've wanted to do that for as long as I've
Been in show biz
Hey wait a second
How long have you been in show biz
About a minute and a half
Oh now let's see if you can act humble
In front of the press
Okay oh I'll never replace elvis
All right
He's the king
All right all right all ready
Don't over do it
Hey how can we be sure
The girls are gonna scream at me
Ah don't worry will ya kid
I got a screaming machine right here
Yeah
It replaces a teenage audiance
We put it in the back of the
Auditorium push the button panicsville here listen
Will you get out of that drummer's lap
Wow bent my cymbal man
Now here's some variations
Whoops wrong croud
Well let's do the other side of the record
I'll turn on the machine here and there
Uh huh
Yeah so you can you know get conditioned to it
Yeah okay
What am I gonna use for words on this side
Who cares
Say the first thing that comes into your head
Okay what are you gonna do with that sharp stick
Oh never mind what I'm gonna do with it
Just sing will ya
Here we go
Well I was on my way to high school
When a guyyyyyyyyy came through the door woo
And he said he was gonna make me a bigggggggg
Record star
I said I can't sing woo
He said it doesn't matter woo
He said you got a pretty face and a pommmmpadour
Aaaaaahh
Don't need anything
But a pretty face mm woo
And long black hair to toss ooo
With the possssssible exception of blue cross ooo
Oh perfect stick with me kid
Clyde ankle is gonna jump up the charts
He is if you keep on with that stick man
All right
Well you really think you can get any disc jockeys
To play my songs
It's getting tougher but
I'm on my way to see one right now
Any other side the riten
Oh boy
Right after I stop off at the bank
Ha the old payola roll blues huh
What kind of a crack is that
That's an insult to my integrity
