笨小笨You Can’t Have Me (If You Don’t Have Him)歌词由Christian Borle&J. Harrison Ghee&’Some Like It Hot’ Original Broadway Cast演唱，出自专辑《Some Like It Hot (Original Broadway Cast Recording)》，下面是《You Can’t Have Me (If You Don’t Have Him)》完整版歌词！
You Can’t Have Me (If You Don’t Have Him)歌词完整版
You Can't Have Me (If You Don't Have Him) - Christian Borle/J. Harrison Ghee/'Some Like It Hot' Original Broadway Cast
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Lyrics by：Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
Composed by：Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman
My folks were small-time grifters yeah
我的家人都是些小打小闹的骗子
And counter fitters too
还有柜台装配工
They never did the kind of things
他们从未做过这种事
That most kids' parents do
大多数孩子的父母都会这样做
Most fathers make a living
大多数父亲谋生
Keeping books or pushing broom
记账或者拿扫帚
But Mom and Dad made homemade dough
但妈妈和爸爸自制了一些钱
Right in our living room
就在我们的客厅里
But when the heat got too intense
但当温度太高时
They took it on the lamb
他们在我面前耀武扬威
My father left a note that said
我父亲留下一张字条上面写着
Be better than I am
比我更好
Then Jerry's clan across the hall
然后Jerry的家人就在对面
Stepped in to save the day
挺身而出拯救世界
They took me in and raised me right
他们接纳我把我养育得很好
And that is why I say
所以我说
That he's the needle I'm the thread
他是针我是线
He's the butter I'm the bread
他是黄油我是面包
He's the fruit and I'm the peel
他是果实我是果实
He's Achilles I'm the heel
他是阿基里斯我是他的软肋
Yeah he's my brother through-and-through
他是我的好兄弟
Like the Marks the Wrights the Grim
就像MarksWrights和Grim一样
Yeah you can't have tea without the two
没有这两者你就不能喝茶
And you can't have me if you don't have him
如果你没有他你就无法拥有我
Alright back to work
好吧回去工作
Don't you wanna hear Jerry's half of the story
你不想听Jerry的故事吗
Gotta give the people what they want
必须让人们如愿以偿
My folks were in a business too
我的家人也在做生意
The business we call show
我们称之为演出的事业
The house was full of hoofers
房子里到处都是蹄子
We were strictly S R O
我们严格遵守规则
They taught me every time-step
他们教会了我每一个节拍
Then I shuffled off to school
然后我拖着沉重的脚步去上学
But on the south side of Chicago
但在芝加哥南部
No one loved this dancing fool
没人喜欢这个跳舞的傻瓜
The gangster kids all knocked me down
街头小子把我击倒
And made off with my lunch
抢走了我的午餐
'Cause I was taught to buck and wing
因为我从小接受的教育是自由翱翔
But not to learn to punch
但不是为了学习拳击
But then Joe here had a brainstorm
但后来Joe灵机一动
When he saw I couldn't fight
当他看见我无法抵抗
I played the odds against him
我孤注一掷让他一败涂地
And we ate ice cream every night
我们每天晚上都吃冰激凌
Yeah he's the bait and I'm the hook
他是诱饵我是诱饵
I'm the goose and he's the cook
我是鹅他是厨子
He's the beans and he's the gas
他是豆子他是动力
I'm the bulls and I'm the brass
我就是牛我就是大佬
You can't break up a winning team
你无法拆散一个胜券在握的队伍
Like that crutch and Tiny Tim
就像拐杖和TinyTim一样
They say you can't have a ball without the shoe
他们说没有鞋子你就无法拥有快乐
And you can't have me if you don't have him
如果你没有他你就无法拥有我
Oh when we play it's just a fact
我们尽情放纵这是事实
Our music fills the air
我们的音乐飘荡在空中
It's true that opposites attract
的确异性相吸
And so we make a perfect pair
所以我们是天作之合
'Cause I'm the third and he's the root
因为我是第三者而他是万劫不复的根源
That's the place all chords begin
那是所有和弦开始的地方
We're two of a kind if you're color blind
如果你是色盲我们是一类人
Separate mothers but we're brothers
分开的母亲但我们是兄弟
Under the skin
皮囊之下
So what more can we tell ya' folks
所以我们还能跟你们说什么
We're partners 'til the end
我们永远是伴侣
It's nice to know my brother here
很高兴认识我的兄弟
Is also my best friend
也是我最好的朋友
And when this duet's over
当这首二重奏结束时
And the music's growin' dim
音乐愈发黯淡
As the undertaker starts his spiel
送葬者开始他的长篇大论
Please remind him we're a package deal
请提醒他我们是一揽子交易
'Cause you can't have Verve without the Bim
因为没有Bim你就无法拥有Vive
And you can't have me
你无法拥有我
If you don't have him
如果你没有他
Yeah you can't have me if you don't have him
如果你没有他你就无法拥有我
