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The Bailiff歌词完整版
Knock knock on the door can I come in
I'd like to talk to you just for a min
I'd like to help you with
What you're supposed to do
And that's my first lie to you
Open the door and let me in
Bang bang now you've got
To open the door
'Cos I'm a representative from the law
You've got to do what I tell you to
And I know I haven't yet
Told a truth to you
Open the door and let me in
'Cos I am the big man
With my black leather coat
And I'll take all the money you don't owe
Yes I am the big man
With my black leather coat
And I'll take all the money you don't owe
Crash crash goes the door
Now I'm coming through
I know I have no right
But you don't have a clue
I'm gonna take your things away
If you don't find the money to pay
And I'm not going to fix your door
'Cos I'm a bailiff of the law
Yes I think I'm above the law
'Cos I'm a bailiff of the law
Well if you want you
Can see my paperwork
It's a marvellous piece
Of fictional work
You can see it's a lot
And that's why I'm so good
'Cos I've charged you five times
More than I should
Three hundred pounds
For a parking fine
I thank you mate 'cos really it's mine
You get the picture now you can see
Who's the crook here it's me
